The Zombie weed!  Oh, watch out for that Zombie weed...  

Toppie and his pal Tommy Hashbrowns visit a marijuana dispensary somewhere in the north country, and later, Toppie experiences what he has come to call... his "Lost Weekend"! The true tale of a naked stoner for your edification and entertainment!

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STICK IT!!!! Yeah, STICK IT!!!! Stick it out your back door!

We got water puppets, fridge-drainage, snorers galore and lots of wetness!  All these sounds and more on our latest ALL-NEW Stick It episode!!!

Special thanks to the following contributors:

Tommy Hashbrowns
Tastes Like Burning Tim
Scotty, The Little Aussie Battler
Harley in Denver
Kathy Bacon
Jay the Hauntcub
Paul Chandler
and Baron Frosti

YOU (everyone and anyone) are invited to participate in a future episode of Stick It Out Your Back Door!  Record a sound (or sounds) you think are interesting (most folks use their phone); attach the sound file to an email; send email to SMELLCAST@AOL.COM. All entries will be included on the next edition of Stick It Out Your Back Door on the Smellcast.

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Some thoughts from a terlit cleaner about a way to move forward in an age of existential thoughts and impending doom.

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No actual white, far right, religious, whacko nut-job Republicans were actually killed during this episode of the Smellcast. And they should thank their lucky stars, because frankly... it was a close call.

It's a monumental global wide environmental disaster today on the Smellcast as Toppie and Sassy are washed out to sea in an epic tale of survival and far-right lemonade.

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Now more than ever, it is so important we teach our youngsters about acceptance and being kind to one another.  In her own words: On this special June Pride edition of the Smellcast, we find out how participating in Drag Queen Story Hour has personally affected Maryland based Drag Super-Star, D'Manda Martini.

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Longtime listeners of the Smellcast will recognize our guests this episode: Kevin and Brian of Dansbury Connecticut, lovingly known to Pride 48-ers as... "The Dansburries," return for a fun and informative chat-fest with Toppie.

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In this blistering climax, answers await those behind the scene at the Smellcast studio: Before this episode is done, the cast asembled will hear an answer from Toppie that will decide the fate of all concerned.  Sounds pretty dramatic, huh? 

Once again, featuring special guest star, IKK from the Shy Life Podcast with thanks to Paul Chandler!

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You are urged to listen to this exciting END STORY to the multi-year Killer Gerbil storyline! Meanwhile, the Smellcast ensemble becomes more and more convinced that Toppie is planning to oust them all in favor of Ikk the Alien... from the Shy Life Podcast!  Anyways... it's all rather confusing...  However, you may possibly enjoy this.  Possibly.

Featuring special guest star, IKK from the Shy Life Podcast with thanks to Paul Chandler!

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In this gripping episode of the Smellcast, Sassy McSass-Sass rescues Popeye Arms Paulie from his Vegas mob family!

Featuring special guest star, IKK from the shy Life Podcast with thanks to Paul Chandler!

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It all starts out innocently enough as a road trip to eat french fries... but then it turns into so much more! In this odd episode of the Smellcast, Toppie's pal Manyan returns with an epic sturry about an old girl friend!  Then, a small town festival unfolds!

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Roger Bunting stops in to deliver his annual love poem recitation for Valentine's Day.

TASTES LIKE BURNING, a podcast by Tim and James

Instrumental Music by Monica Gil Music  and gils102.

Poem – Annabelle Lee by Edgar Allen Poe, read by Basil Rathbone, put to music by Foxiekitten25

Song – Annabelle Lee by Fiddler’s Green.

 To Earthward by Robert Frost

Love at the lips was touch 
As sweet as I could bear; 
And once that seemed too much; 
I lived on air  

That crossed me from sweet things, 
The flow of—was it musk 
From hidden grapevine springs 
Downhill at dusk?  

I had the swirl and ache 
From sprays of honeysuckle 
That when they're gathered shake 
Dew on the knuckle.  

I craved strong sweets, but those 
Seemed strong when I was young; 
The petal of the rose 
It was that stung.  

Now no joy but lacks salt, 
That is not dashed with pain 
And weariness and fault; 
I crave the stain  Of tears, 
the aftermark Of almost too much love, 
The sweet of bitter bark 
And burning clove.  

When stiff and sore and scarred 
I take away my hand 
From leaning on it hard 
In grass and sand,  

The hurt is not enough: 
I long for weight and strength 
To feel the earth as rough 
To all my length. 

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A bit of yappin' and a lot of cookin' as Toppie shows off his recipe for SMOTHERED COUNTRY STYLE PORK RIBS!

Special thanks to Paul Chandler from the Shy Life Podcast for his guest appearance on today's lil' shoe.

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It's a whole new round of recordings sent in by listeners!  STICK IT OUT YOUR BACK DOOR!

Special mention: Round the Archives

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Yes, you're in for a TREAT! Toppie describes his recent colonoscopy! Meanwhile, Sassy embarks on a mission of grave importance with the help of Ikk, the space alien.

Thanks to special guest star Paul Chandler from the Shy Life Podcast for his portrayal of Ikk.

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